Hello! My name is Tim McDonald, and I am a copywriter. Thanks for taking the time to get to know me! I like to think I am pretty funny, but I realize calling yourself funny is kinda like trying to give yourself a nickname. It’s not true unless it comes from somebody else. I guess what I am trying to say is that I am a very serious person who gets laughed at a lot.

I’ve worked in customer service for the past sixteen years. Seven of those years I spent as a butcher. If you’re expecting a joke about meat, I don’t blame you. But make no misteak, I take butchery very seriously.

I’ve done acting, voice over stuff, stand-up sets only a mother could love, and some improv at Second City. I was also the “Reflections of Holiness” award winner in the 8th grade. Once I figure out what the hell that means, I’ll be sure to brag about it.

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